{"product_id":"sorry-about-your-floor-schnauzer-sweatshirt","title":"Sorry About Your Floor Schnauzer Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA Schnauzer stands next to its water bowl wearing a beard that has taken most of the water with it, and the drops are already on their way to the floor. Underneath, in heavy black capitals: \"Sorry about your floor.\" Every Schnauzer owner knows the route from the bowl: down the hallway, across the rug that was just cleaned. The dog has no regrets, so the print does the apologizing. It is a cozy crewneck now, for when the weather turns.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck: 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece with ribbed cuffs and waistband. Unisex sizing, S–5XL depending on colour. Printed to order.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sand \/ Small","offer_id":67912785658141,"sku":"16397096483389991847","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ Medium","offer_id":67912785821981,"sku":"12740237690030290808","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ Large","offer_id":67912785985821,"sku":"74870947393405062957","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ Extra Large","offer_id":67912786149661,"sku":"24489046511428156662","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2X Large","offer_id":67912786313501,"sku":"24120335040048686249","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3X Large","offer_id":67912786477341,"sku":"16268703113174136572","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ Small","offer_id":67912785690909,"sku":"25103623791457927491","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ Medium","offer_id":67912785854749,"sku":"41722108573789723531","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ Large","offer_id":67912786018589,"sku":"20342393788648564914","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ Extra Large","offer_id":67912786182429,"sku":"25682148847697958600","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2X Large","offer_id":67912786346269,"sku":"17645838233362498850","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3X Large","offer_id":67912786510109,"sku":"10099070977369042970","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4X Large","offer_id":67912786575645,"sku":"10790691125777104524","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5X Large","offer_id":67912786608413,"sku":"27637859637328913724","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ Small","offer_id":67912785625373,"sku":"36280697197273136871","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ Medium","offer_id":67912785789213,"sku":"33863965321549891636","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ Large","offer_id":67912785953053,"sku":"31924797718157749783","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ Extra Large","offer_id":67912786116893,"sku":"13471016892971719275","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2X Large","offer_id":67912786280733,"sku":"72026377258828581195","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3X Large","offer_id":67912786444573,"sku":"97106394027952364017","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ Small","offer_id":67912785592605,"sku":"33267707056359672380","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ Medium","offer_id":67912785756445,"sku":"19365474439991615405","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ Large","offer_id":67912785920285,"sku":"12046600607194746971","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ Extra Large","offer_id":67912786084125,"sku":"11051105086558004983","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2X Large","offer_id":67912786247965,"sku":"15344817926095106303","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3X Large","offer_id":67912786411805,"sku":"31334517188981907843","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ Small","offer_id":67912785723677,"sku":"46213565282830730039","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ Medium","offer_id":67912785887517,"sku":"21083040123181400425","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ Large","offer_id":67912786051357,"sku":"99924768942226061013","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ Extra Large","offer_id":67912786215197,"sku":"18218774669981921289","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2X Large","offer_id":67912786379037,"sku":"18773023930210450538","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3X Large","offer_id":67912786542877,"sku":"33989314798028983332","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/4524\/1629\/files\/2931153162691374687_2048.jpg?v=1793311299","url":"https:\/\/www.oaktownbarks.com\/products\/sorry-about-your-floor-schnauzer-sweatshirt","provider":"Oaktown Barks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}